storybaka:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

Obviously a reindeer


Who cares what it is, where the fuck did the dog go?

storybaka:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

Obviously a reindeer

Who cares what it is, where the fuck did the dog go?

(via euphoric-feeling)


Q
Jack OR Dean?... Chooooose wisely Mr Layton *pets guinea pig*
Anonymous
A

Whichever one’s nearest.


Q
When and how did you meet Jack and Dean? Was it purely through mutual friends or was it more of a work related meeting? Just curious because you've obviously known each other a long time/become good friends very quickly in order for them to include you in their live show which they have been working towards for a long time. (And which you were all incredible and hilarious in by the way)
Anonymous
A

I met Jack at the University of Lincoln in 2011. He was in the year below me, and we were both cast in a student film that, with any luck and/or divine interference, will NEVER see the light of day because it wasn’t…it wasn’t good.

But we got on pretty much immediately. We’re quite similar people and I’m intensely attracted to him, so I don’t like to let him too far out of my sight.

Dean came to Lincoln a year later and we met through Jack and again got on almost instantaneously.

They’re two of my favourite people in the world. They inspire me, I look up to them, I love to laugh with them and I am so grateful that I get to work with them and that they’ve believed in me enough to include me in their work.

Thanks for coming to the show =)


Q
Hey Dan, I hope it's ok if I ask this, but can you recommend a good London theatre, cinema or pub? Someplace nice with a good atmosphere, somewhere a Londoner would go. :) It's so hard to tell if a place is up your lane over the internet and you seem to have a great taste in cultural evening activities, so I thought I'd ask. Love
A

Oh, MAN London is so big, I can’t recommend a single thing.

If I could recommend a practice, however, I’d say you should just take a couple of nights and go places and see what you can find. Grab a tourist guide (FROM A WATERSTONES STORE), and just try a few places out. You’ll soon find the right places for you!

As for theatre, Just keep regularly checking the Evening Standard and TimeOut magazine for reviews and upcoming productions.

It’s such a wonderful city, you’ll not get bored anytime fast!


Q
I was wondering, it's been something i've wanted to know for a while know, but what is your sexual preference? You don't need to tell me if this is too intrusive I understand, but it's something that I've wondered for a while now. You rock by the way
A

Not intrusive at all! I don’t think anyone has anything to be ashamed of in regards to their sexuality.

Simply put, I’m straight.

In terms of my private life, I don’t really talk much about that online, because I’ve never felt the need to!

And thank you! You rock too =)


Q
Daniel J Layton, Actor, are you guys ever going to do Man Time Podcasts again? I miss them P.s. I can't seem to find them on iTunes anymore...
Anonymous
A

I’m asked this all the time. It’s such a shame I have to continually disappoint people.

Once again, I’ll go through the really very painful story of Man Time.

Jack and I are currently embroiled in a bitter public feud over a shady turn of events in Las Vegas and he has yet to apologise OR return the diamonds to me.

Dean recently came out of yet another coma only to instantly prick his finger on a tape dispenser and faint at the sight of blood. His vitals are promising.

Last I heard, Bown is currently doing ICT maintenance at the International Space Station.

And the Same Faces have wrapped on their remake of the Parent Trap, but are in the middle of promoting their tour as illusionists and are unreachable.

So it’s just…it’s just NOT happening for us right now.


Q
I wanted to say to say that I really enjoyed seeing you perform on stage with jack and dean at reading festival. However, you may have notice me giving you the finger while you were dressed as robin Thicke. Maybe you've forgotten this but it's been bothering me for a while now. I was trying to be all "fuck robin thicke" but I don't think I got that message across. I know this is silly, but I still wanted to apologise. P.S. if it changes anything I was still drunk
Anonymous
A

Thanks for coming to support the show =) As long as you enjoyed yourself and the show, I don’t mind how you’re reacting!! Light fun is all we aim to do!


Q
Is it a bit sad that I was looking forwards to a trip to IKEA when my mum suggested it? Like it's awesome going there! So much cool stuff! And meatballs! But cool stuff.
A

It is NEVER sad to look forward to a trip to IKEA. My housemate Kim and I make regular plans to do that just to wander round and look at things.


Q
Dan, I love seeing you in other people's vlogs, especially with your 'It's not just .... that makes ... so fantastic...' Can you remember how that started or in what video?
A

YES. YES I CAN REMEMBER HOW THIS STARTED. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THIS UP.

So back in 2011, a bunch of close friends and I went on holiday together to Turkey. It was documented in the delightful series ‘Bing on Holiday’, filmed by Chris Bingham.

One one day of the holiday, a few of us went for a walk down to the beach. Bing was running around with his flipcam and happened to catch a paraglider landing by the beach. I spotted him filming and thought it would be funny to walk towards him like a travel presenter. So I did. And Bing managed to keep a straight face. And lo, a catchphrase was born.

Since then I just do it whenever I happen to walk into someone else’s shot. Jack Howard thought it was really funny and decided to do it once in one of the Past Bings, which was all very enjoyable, until someone commented on another video I did it in that I “stole Jack’s joke”. THE ONE THING ON THE INTERNET THAT’S MINE.

Thanks for letting me tell that lovely story!


fuckingjongdae:

onesingulartit:

fuckingjongdae:

when you don’t do your homework and then your teacher says that she won’t be collecting it

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That looks like Jennifer Lawrence and Johnny Depp’s child

"Jennifer Lawrence and Johnny Depp child" GUYS

(via thekatitube)